Why does God allow evil to happen?
God thought He eliminated evil in one of the earlier versions.
How come the Age of Miracles Ended?
That was the development phase of the project; now we are in the maintenance phase.
Does God control everything that happens in my life?
He could if he used the debugger, but it's tedious to step through all those variables.
Where will I go after I die?
Onto a DAT tape and into off-line storage.
Will I be reincarnated?
Not unless there is a special need to restore you to on-line accessibility. And searching those .tar files is a major hassle, so if there is a request for you, God will probably just say that the tape has been lost